Rumor Has It

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Rumor has it a number of unfortunate gentlemen have met their Maker’s Mark, in a city in Southeast Asia. The gentlemen were employers of “The Oldest Trade in the World” in which several “ladies” were employed as, what we were told, female companions. We here that the gentleman found that the ”ladies”, were in fact optometrist, instead of hookers…we mean companions. There employers (actually, they were johns) were embarrassed for the optomrtrist and apologized for this terrible misunderstanding. Little did the johns know, but these optometrits were imposters. They truly were hookers whom had been paid by the black market oppostion to eliminate their competition. To achieve this goal these ladies/optometrist/hookers offered the gentleman/johns a round of drinks, under the pretense that all was truly a misunderstanding and all was forgiven. The ladies/optometrist/hookers made their way to the back bar to mix a very special drink for the gentleman. It seems they used their eye droppers as swizzle sticks, filled them with a fluid that is used to dilate the eyes and which highly toxic, and fatal, upon ingestion. When the employers/johns drank this mixture it quickly lead to their demise. Rumor has it that local law officials are investigating the ladies/optometrists/hookers and have other characters of interest.

We at Rumors would advise our loyal readers to travel alert, and to please have your eye exams before you travel. Good Day !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

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